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This funny coffee mug features the hilarious phrase 'There are two types of EMS calls, oh shit! and bullshit.' It's a perfect gift for EMTs that brings laughter to their coffee breaks.
Crafted from high-quality materials, this EMS mug is designed for everyday use. The vibrant print is guaranteed to last, ensuring this humorous gift remains a cherished item.
Measuring approximately 11 oz, this mug is the ideal size for coffee, tea, or any favorite beverage. Its wide mouth and large C-handle make sipping comfortable and easy.
Looking for a unique gift for Mother’s Day? This EMS coffee mug is a fun and thoughtful choice that celebrates the dedication and humor of EMTs during special occasions.
Shipped in custom-made packaging, this mug arrives ready to delight. It's an excellent gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who appreciate a good laugh while enjoying their daily brews.

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About this mug

Every EMT has the same observation eventually: the calls sort into two categories, and they aren't subtle. This mug names them: 'There are two types of EMS calls, oh shit! and bullshit.' Printed on white ceramic, it's the kind of line that gets a knowing nod from anyone who's run a shift on the ambulance.

Good as a Christmas gift from a coworker on the same crew, a birthday pick from a friend who's heard the stories, or a small gift from a paramedic spouse who gets the cycle. Pair it with a bag of strong coffee or a gift card to the place she stops between calls. The joke is squarely EMS humor — sharp, dark, and accurate.

The mug is 11oz ceramic with a wide mouth and large C-handle for comfortable daily use between or during shifts. Microwave and dishwasher safe — the design is fired into the ceramic glaze, so it holds up through normal washing and station-kitchen abuse. The white finish keeps the lettering legible from across the break room.

Frequently asked

The questions we get most about this mug.

Who is this best for?

EMTs, paramedics, AEMTs, EMS chiefs, and anyone who's worked on an ambulance. The joke is squarely station-house humor and won't land for someone outside the field — keep it among EMS folks or close friends.

Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?

Yes to both. The print is fired into the ceramic glaze so daily washing doesn't lift it, and the mug reheats coffee in the microwave without issue.

What size is the mug?

11oz ceramic with a wide mouth and large C-handle. Standard coffee pour, comfortable for between-call use.

Is the language too rough for a coworker gift?

For most EMS coworkers, no — this kind of humor is industry-standard. For a brand-new probie or a notoriously straitlaced supervisor, choose something cleaner.