Funny General Manager Gifts: Do Not Make Me Use My General Manager Voice - Two Tone Coffee
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White/Red
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About this mug
Every general manager has a sarcasm thermostat, and it adjusts itself based on whoever just walked into the office. 'I'm A General Manager. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.' is the unfiltered version of that thermostat, printed on a two-tone ceramic mug that fits the GM's desk between schedules and inventory reports.
It's a Christmas pick from a coworker who's been on the receiving end of that sarcasm and respects it, a holiday gift from a friend who's tired of hearing the same staff stories at brunch, or a self-buy for a GM who has earned the right to display it. Pair it with a coffee shop card and you've handled it without a card.
The mug is 11oz of solid ceramic in four two-tone options: black/white, red/white, navy/white, and pink/white. Microwave safe and dishwasher safe, with the print fired into the glaze so it doesn't peel from daily morning use. Comfortable C-handle, color stays bright. Ships from Amazon, ready to wrap.
Frequently asked
The questions we get most about this mug.
General managers in restaurants, retail, hotels, automotive, sports, or any small business. The line lands for anyone whose job involves repeatedly explaining the same thing to people who should know better.
Yes to both. Ceramic body handles standard cycles, and the print is fired into the glaze, so it doesn't peel from daily use.
Four two-tone color options: black/white, red/white, navy/white, and pink/white. This listing is the white/red combination. All 11oz.
It says 'stupidity' rather than profanity, so it's office-edgy without crossing into profanity territory. Read the room — for a GM with a dry sense of humor, it lands well.
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