Funny Quote Banker Two Tone Coffee Mug Gifts from Men to Banker Birthday
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Birthday · for bankers
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$19.95 on Amazon · price may vary
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Bankers spend their week telling clients exactly what to bring to underwriting, then watching them show up missing two pages. 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Banker Told You To Do The First Time' is the line they've been holding in for ten years, finally printed on a two-tone ceramic mug they can keep at their desk.
Good birthday pick for a friend who's been a loan officer since the housing boom, a brother-in-law who runs the branch downtown, or a coworker who somehow makes commercial lending look easy. Pair it with a bag of decent coffee beans and a card and you've upgraded a desk-mug gift into something they'll actually use through tax season and mortgage rush.
The mug is 11oz ceramic with a colored handle and inner wall, microwave safe, dishwasher safe, with the joke sublimation-printed into the surface. Several two-tone colorways are available, so you can pick something that matches their office or stands out against a row of plain conference-room mugs. Ships in protective Amazon packaging.
Frequently asked
The questions we get most about this mug.
Personal bankers, loan officers, branch managers, mortgage lenders, and commercial bankers. Anyone whose job involves repeating documentation requirements to clients will get the joke.
Yes to both. The print is fired in, not a decal, so it survives daily dishwasher cycles.
11oz — a standard coffee mug. The two-tone design has a colored interior and handle with a white exterior carrying the printed quote.
Yes — it's profession-specific and lightly self-deprecating, which lands well with coworkers or in-laws you'd rather not buy something too personal for.
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