Rancher Humor Two Tone Coffee Mug

White/Navy

$19.95 on Amazon · price may vary

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This Two Tone Coffee Mug is a unique and humorous way to celebrate the rancher's sense of humor
The bold, white font of the quote makes it easy to read and appreciate
The mug is made from high-quality ceramic and comes in four color combinations: Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White
The mug is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it easy to clean and use
Give this mug as a gift to the rancher in your life and make their birthday or any occasion special

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About this mug

Ask a rancher about fence line, water rights, or which heifer to cull, and you'll get the answer faster than you can argue with it. 'I'm A Rancher. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.' printed in bold white type on a two-tone ceramic body — a line every cattleman has either said out loud or thought while shaking his head at a city cousin.

It works as a birthday gift for the rancher friend who can't be talked out of his coffee order, a Father's Day mug for a dad who runs a small cow-calf operation, or a thank-you for the neighbor who hauls your trailer every spring. Pair it with a bag of decent coffee and it's a finished gift for someone who isn't easy to shop for.

The mug is 11oz of solid ceramic with a sturdy C-handle, microwave and dishwasher safe. Available in four color combinations — black/white, red/white, navy/white, and pink/white — so you can match the recipient's truck or boot leather. The print is fired in, not stuck on, so it survives morning chores and late-night calving checks.

Frequently asked

The questions we get most about this mug.

Who is this best for?

Cattle ranchers, sheep ranchers, horse ranchers, rodeo dads, and the ag-econ student who's about to take over the family operation. Also a solid gift for a retired rancher who still has opinions about everything.

Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?

Yes — the ceramic body and fired-in print are both rated for dishwasher and microwave use. No peeling after repeated washes since the design is part of the glaze.